Gone... But Not Far Enough, Obviously

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The new "familia" gathering place is mighty impressive. The "po' lil ol' me" masquerade, so effectively abused for so many years by Lyin' Lynda, was stripped away last summer with the whole house makeover thing. (There's no way in hell that project was funded by a dying catering business, with three old bitches and only one broken down MFPU.)

The familia to the rescue! This last Easter, Bubba, Jr. Raider, was substituted in for the Senior Raiderettes, and right away the fly-away tent gazebo favored by the cheap BDG's was upgraded to a more substantial outdoor structure; the rickety picnic table favored by the smoking, hacking, coughing, cancerous, card-playing BDG's gave way to some stylish outdoor furniture, including a brazier; the sign proclaiming the existence of an outdoor "man cave" (on the outside of the fence protecting the marijuana sheds) is mere cover to the true purpose within.

Lyin' Lynda will not - cannot - stay away. When she traded properties with relatives, the only explicit instruction was to protect the marijuana cash crop production facilities. No matter how many familia members come to visit, everything is still a drug front. Indeed, the more "customers" who visit the place bolster the case for this being an illegal weed cooperative.



Yep, that's Lyin' Lynda's Big-Ass, Black
Pickup Truck ... spotted again this morning!



This must be where she parks it now!

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Hell On Wheels: A BDG Smoke-Off?

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I know the poster says "Cook Off," but if you see the truck below on the streets of Lodi next weekend, you could score some "Really Good Shit." Hmmm... homegrown, hand processed, right here in Lard-Town (Manteca). Be sure to ask for their premium Sierra High (c) weed.

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Costco v. Bass Pro

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Costco and LOREX - Proud suppliers of replacement surveillance cameras

Perfect for the whole family of paranoid marijuana growers

illegally operating as a cooperative at 810 Fishback Street, Manteca,

in a residential neighborhood

and, more importantly, just over the fence from Sierra High School -

a screw-up fully known and protected by the Manteca Police Department,

who haven't a clue about the state and local laws on weed cooperatives,

whose investigation skills are ??? (they look great on paper, anyway!)

and where there is no departmental inclination to require the

removal of the illegal grow, run by and for the benefit of non-residents.

(Probably don't want to lose their official own personal supplier.)

Don't worry, parents of teenagers, your elected school board, the school administrators, and an MPD School Resource Officer will keep your children safe.

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Bass Pro and GAMO - Proud suppliers of vermin eradication supplies

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Disclaimer:

No consideration or emoluments* of any sort were provided to the writer by the above-named companies, municipal agencies, or illegal pot growers.

* [from Latin ēmolumentum benefit; originally, fee paid to a miller, from ēmolere, from molere to grind]


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