Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Costco v. Bass Pro


Costco and LOREX - Proud suppliers of replacement surveillance cameras

Perfect for the whole family of paranoid marijuana growers
illegally operating as a cooperative at 810 Fishback Street, Manteca,
in a residential neighborhood
and, more importantly, just over the fence from Sierra High School -

a screw-up fully known and protected by the Manteca Police Department,
who haven't a clue about the state and local laws on weed cooperatives,
whose investigation skills are ??? (they look great on paper, anyway!)
and where there is no departmental inclination to require the
removal of the illegal grow, run by and for the benefit of non-residents.
(Probably don't want to lose their official own personal supplier.)

Don't worry, parents of teenagers, your elected school board, the school administrators, and an MPD School Resource Officer will keep your children safe.

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Bass Pro and GAMO - Proud suppliers of vermin eradication supplies

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No consideration or emoluments* of any sort were provided to the writer by the above-named companies, municipal agencies, or illegal pot growers.

* [from Latin ēmolumentum benefit; originally, fee paid to a miller, from ēmolere, from molere to grind]


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