|The return of "Cork-Screwed’s old trailer,"|
last seen being hauled away on Saturday, May 21st, at 5:46 p.m.
They came back, the old haunts, looking gray, looking gaunt,
With their hangers-on, tough red-necks all,
For Cork-Screwed’s old trailer, that neighborhood failure,
To set up for the next small town’s fall.
But, like dogs returning to their vomit... like belching, bloating, gut-wrenching, diarrhea-producing indigestion from one of Rotund Red's TLC Catering truck burritos... the Wilderness Advantage travel trailer is back. Because the last reputed owner was the third-wheel Barefoot Dirty Girl, Cork-Screwed (aka, Cornelia Jane "Corky" Green), its return to storage on this property is another proof of Lyin' Lynda's sham property trade to evade consequences of her/their illegal occupations.
Despite Cork-Screwed's monstrosity being unlicensed for at least four-and-a-half years (2007 through May 21, 2011), someone managed to cough up enough bucks to finally make it road legal in June of this year. (Maybe Bubba bought it? Lotsa drug money floating around...)
Rather than being parked to showcase the BDG's extensive collection of leftover
How is one supposed to make out the FOR SALE signs in the windows of the trashed trucks?
|Here's how the boneyard looked last Easter '11 - vehicles are just rearranged.|
More importantly, does this
(Bubba must be so proud to be so used...)
Oh, where were the boys
To use as my toys?