Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Feb 2011... Sniffing Out Manteca Animal Control

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Running With His Five Other K9 Friends...



Yep, Lying' Lynda is real good at sniffing ass ... er, sniffing out... dog catchers, police officers, lawyers, and process servers. She can also sniff up the back side ... er, sniff up to... various white trash, catering truck drivers, insurance agents, and drug dealers. A finely honed life skill that a life-long NFH should be real proud of...

{Just sayin'...}

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February 2011
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Wed 2/16/2011
New Request # 593614
Request type: Other (animals)
Description: Too many dogs/cats on residential lot.

(p.s. Lynda, Theresa or Corky, one is always home.)

* history cited *

{See ya next month...}

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January 2011
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Manteca-CRM: Closed Request # 574732
Sent: Tue 1/25/2011 7:29 AM
Your request # 574732 has been resolved with the resolution:
Lynda hasn't been home for me to check on the # of animals, so I'll be issuing her a citation through the mail in regards to having to [sic] many animals.

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Mon 1/17/2011 6:12 PM
New Request # 574732
The Complaint you submitted was:
Request type: Other (animals)
Location: 810 Fishback Street
Description: Too many animals on the property. MMC only allows three dogs/cats per lot.
9/1/10 - Courtesy Notice # 6408
9/22/10 - Owners warned by officer
9/23/10 - Citation issued
1/17/11 - All six dogs and a cat still there...

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September 2010
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Thu 9/23/2010 1:16 PM
Your request # 463677 has been resolved with the resolution:
Yesterday 9/22/10 I went out to 810 Fishback to see if they have gotten rid of any of her dogs yet. Lynda said her dogs are too old to find new homes for and they are her kids. I went back out today to 810 Fishback and issued Lynda a citation for too many dogs.

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Mon 9/20/2010 2:46 PM
New Request # 463677
Request type: Other (animals)
Description: The owners keep six dogs on the residential property. Code only allows for three dogs and/or cats. Ref: Courtesy Notice 6408, 01Sep2010.

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August/September 2010
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Wed 9/1/2010 10:55 AM
Manteca-CRM: Closed Request # 455062
Your request # 455062 has been resolved with the resolution:
I went to 810 Fishback and Issued Courtesy Notice 6408 to Lynda advising her she is only allowed to have 3 dogs on her property, and the others she would need to fine [sic] homes for.

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Tue 8/31/2010 6:52 PM
Manteca-CRM: New Request # 455062
The Complaint you submitted was:
Request type: Other (animals)
Description: The owners keep six dogs on the residential property. Code only allows for three dogs and/or cats.

[See this post for pictures of the six cutest living organisms on the property... {the others are dogs.}]


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September/November 2009
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November 18, 2009 request for review of Animal Control screw-up. Even with a follow up second request a couple months later, my question went completely unanswered.
... It appears that P. Miller in Animal Control interprets the subsection to allow five dogs on a single R-1 lot.

Please let me know whether the MMC subsection is correct (3 dogs allowed) or the Animal Control citation is correct (5 dogs allowed).

Sincerely yours,
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9/8/09 Courtesy Notice cock-up:
(Especially note the Remark: "Two houses on property" and immediately below that the accounting: "3 dogs - 2 dogs.")



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September 8, 2009

The Mother of All Dogs

... Brassey appeared suddenly, looking like a cartoonish, apoplectic bulldog barrelling down on me. Pausing, dipping, she picked up a garden hose, spun the faucet wide open, and continued the charge....


{for daring to turn in her "babies"...}
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To be completely candid, I'd rather have all the dogs stay and the owners go.

Just sayin'...

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